We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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