i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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