A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
This is classic penis vs brain.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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