come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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