is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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