I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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