can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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