An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Even my vagina gasped.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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