i wish starbucks made bloody marys
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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