guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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