There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
please don't ironically join a cult
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