So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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