Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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