So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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