i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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