4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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