oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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