I hate all girls vehemently.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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