margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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