I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
