I need help removing her.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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