Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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