the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
3 2 1 whiskey
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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