Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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