Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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