ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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