i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Randomize
