Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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