no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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