Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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