The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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