You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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