Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize