We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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