Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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