Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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