In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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