Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Text me some of your sweat
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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