I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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