Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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