when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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