we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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