Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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