Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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