Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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