from now on my penis is your penis
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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