why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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