brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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