it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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