i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I believe in your delicious
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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