he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
